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quote[0] = "The tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact - T.H. Huxley - 1893";
quote[1] = "How can I go forward if I don't know which way I'm facing - John Lennon - 1972";
quote[2] = "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working from the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office - Robert Frost (US Poet)";
quote[3] = "Science is built of facts, as a house is built of stones: but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a heap of stones is a house. – Henri Poincaré, 1905";
quote[4] = "It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. – Konrad Lorenz, 1966";
quote[5] = "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain";
quote[6] = "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain";
quote[7] = "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ... - Isaac Asimov";
quote[8] = "Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it. - Niels Bohr";
quote[9] = "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown";
quote[10]= "By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon";
quote[11]= "Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates";
quote[12]= "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein";
quote[13]= "For every pound of people on earth, there are 300 pounds of insects - David Attenborough";
quote[14]= "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on - Robert Bloch";
quote[15]= "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz";
quote[16]= "He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it - T. S. Eliot (on Henry James)";
quote[17]= "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people - Unknown";
quote[18]= "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals - Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[19]= "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm - Sir Winston Churchill";
quote[20]= "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater - Albert Einstein";
quote[21]= "If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith - Albert Einstein";
quote[22]= "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions — Evan Esar";
quote[23]= "Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it — Albert Einstein";
quote[24]= "I didn't think; I experimented — Anthony Burgess";
quote[25]= "We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm - Winston Churchill";
quote[26]= "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad";




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